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HuGo
09-11-2009, 09:14 AM
We find ourselves lost when someone says "you don't know Jack Sh!t." Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Sh!t is the only son of Awe Sh!t who married O Sh1t, the owners of Deep N Sh1t inc. In turn Jack Sh1t married No Sh1t. The couple had 6 children, Holie Sh1t, Giva Sh1t, Fulla Sh1t, Bull Sh1t and the twins Deep Sh1t and Dip Sh1t. Deep Sh1t married Dumb Sh1t, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and No Sh1t got divorced and she married D1ck Sherlock and became No Sh1t Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Sh1t married Lota Sh1t and had a nervous disposition named Chicken Sh1t. Fulla Sh1t and Giva Sh1t married the Happens Brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Sh1t-Happens wedding. Bull Sh1t traveled the world and returned home with an italian Pisa Sh1t. So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack Sh1t.
b.u.ti-ful
09-11-2009, 02:34 PM
I know Jack's sister.

Her name is Cornstuddedbowlbusterwouldyoupleaseusesomeglade.
HuGo
09-12-2009, 03:18 AM
no one found it funny?
lazoh
09-12-2009, 03:45 AM
no one found it funny?

It was funny like 10 years ago for me and I'm not messing with you, but if you never seen this one it is pretty funny, kinda long but funny!
acevedo12
09-12-2009, 04:15 AM
i think it's pretty funny, and to make you feel better it was the 1st time i've read it
tiFreak
09-12-2009, 06:36 AM
first time I heard it too, sounds like a lot of inbreeding going on though :lol:
KINGAMR
09-12-2009, 11:10 AM
Dude that is some funny sh1t!first time reading it
BMW_Hatchback
09-12-2009, 01:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! VERY CREATIVE!!!!!!!!!! now to pass it on as my own to someone :shifty haha thanks for sharing
milehigh96caliti
09-15-2009, 04:03 AM
I've read it before but some things improve with age...butiful's post was the one that had me rollin' though...hun matches work too!
Mikel
09-21-2009, 04:58 AM
There was a flash of this from years ago.. I'll see if I can find it


edit: here it is.
http://www.myersproductions.com/Fun/JackSchit/Jack_Schit.htm
Press Play once it's loaded


Not to ruin your glory but original flash video > text ;)
Jean H.318TI
09-21-2009, 06:26 AM
funny Schit lol
Vazquezp
10-20-2009, 07:58 PM
i thought it was pretty funny >> had never read or heard this b4 lol