You know you drive a 318ti when...
- your car is E36 on the outside and E30 on the inside.
- you try to order Bilstein PSS coilovers and they just laugh at you.
- you have an E36 that can comfortably deliver an S52 and a full set of wheels.
- you notice more an more differences between the compact and your M3 coupe.
- your friends wonder where the rest of the ass end of the car went
- you buy a car that only comfortably seats two to not haul around said friends
- you're relieved to own a BMW that only needs to take 89 octane