I just lost my appetite. Seriously, I thought you said there were
some tasty pics. I found these rather amusing:
"The Official Let's See Who Can Fit The Biggest Bumper On Their E36 Contest" 3rd Place (not sure, this might have been an e36 at one time)
(notice the fag checking himself out and flexing at his reflection in the window)
2nd Place
(I bet there was probably gunshots going off in the background)
1st Place FTMFW (Holy humugous hood scoop Batman!)
(Warning! Protected By Viper. Please Stand Back...)
And Now For The Largest Rear Bumper... 
OMGWTFLMFAO!!!! I guess you can't call yourself a "True Ricer" unless you actually use Honda Civic tailights on your E36.