In the back of the Limo is a Stripper Pole with a midget stripper boxer named Darlene, and Clarissa, an gorgeous Eurasian woman who whispers that she is your host for this weekend, holding a bottle of Patron in one hand and an Elvis suit in the other. (Strange, the suit looks exactly like the one I have at home you're thinking...)
As the lights in the cabin dim, the first six shots of Patron goes down smooth, the massage you're getting from Clarissa is soothing, while Darlene puts on her sultry routine. You notice the song on seems to be 'Hotel California'. Strange....
Around shot eight, it made damm sense to don the Elvis suit. Hell, I'm in Vega... Uh, Reno! Finally, you pull up to the Purple Satin. Your entourage enters the main room where..... *
* Next..
