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So I went to the ER for another broken rib. This is 5 times in 4 months. Guess what I get? The old finger up the butt trick, and it wasn't one of the quick ones he got all in there.  I think they are trying to tell me not to come back again. I feel like I was raped now and need to look at some porn.  |  |  | | 05-02-2012, 03:08 AM | #2 | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Ottawa Posts: 579 |
John stay healthy dude. 318TI.org need's you!! | | | | | 05-02-2012, 03:48 AM | #3 | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Gulfport, Florida Posts: 3,208 |
Oh I'm healthy everything is good, I just have a auto-immune disorder. I just don't like the old docs finger with big knuckles plunging in and out at 1,000 rpm. I checked out fine with only a broke floating rib and sore ass when I left. God I've had the finger before but this was not like the other times. I thought he was going to go for 2 fingers at one point. Haha. All you young people wait until you get old.
As soon as you hear the glove snap on his hand and he asks the hot nurse for KY you know your going to be violated. | | | | | 05-02-2012, 05:37 AM | #4 | | Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: South Central, MN Posts: 1,065 |
Can't they give you a sheet of instructions to do it yourself?  __________________  | | | | | 05-02-2012, 02:19 PM | #5 | | Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 472 |
That wasnt his finger.......
Just pick in with you. Its safe to say I know your pain. After getting poked for 5 kidney stones and a prostate infection I feel I deserve dinner and a movie.
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Next time I'm going to say "Doc you are boldly going where no man has gone before" I will then hum the Star Trek theme. | | | | | 05-02-2012, 03:50 PM | #7 | | Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 472 |
Quote: Originally Posted by xxxJohnBoyxxx  Next time I'm going to say "Doc you are boldly going where no man has gone before" I will then hum the Star Trek theme. | LOL Next time tell him that you appreciate his effort but he aint gettin to the rib that way!  | | | | | 05-02-2012, 06:30 PM | #8 | | Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 9,356 |
This is one thread where we don't need pictures.  __________________ ...steven
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| | | | | 05-02-2012, 07:33 PM | #9 | | Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: South Central, MN Posts: 1,065 |
Quote: Originally Posted by 1996 328ti This is one thread where we don't need pictures. | John must have PM'd you those already, eh? Thanks for warning us __________________
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Quote: Originally Posted by Mr.Squeelerz John must have PM'd you those already, eh? Thanks for warning us | It's on his video channel. __________________ ...steven
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| | | | | 05-02-2012, 08:48 PM | #11 | | Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ft Defiance, AZ Posts: 686 |
somebody remind me not to get old __________________ 1999 BMW 318ti
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Pretty gross, but you guys really crack me up.
Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
Hope you feel better John, my wife has some autoimmune stuff going on for the last 10+ years so I feel for you. | | | | | 05-02-2012, 09:21 PM | #13 | | Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: MD/PA/DC Posts: 1,629 |
__________________  No more ti. | | | | | 05-02-2012, 09:40 PM | #14 | | Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 472 |
Guess it gives a whole new meaning to getting a "thumbs up" on your health!  You wasnt humming the Cranberries song "Linger" while he was down there was you? "You got me wrapped around your fingerrr. Do you have to let it linger" yeah im having too much fun at your expense lol. | | | | | 05-02-2012, 11:12 PM | #15 | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Posts: 1,364 |
Quote: Originally Posted by xxxJohnBoyxxx Oh I'm healthy everything is good, I just have a auto-immune disorder. I just don't like the old docs finger with big knuckles plunging in and out at 1,000 rpm. I checked out fine with only a broke floating rib and sore ass when I left. God I've had the finger before but this was not like the other times. I thought he was going to go for 2 fingers at one point. Haha. All you young people wait until you get old.
As soon as you hear the glove snap on his hand and he asks the hot nurse for KY you know your going to be violated. | What does the finger exam have to do with a broken rib??? | | | | | |
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