» Site Navigation | | » Recent Threads | Key fob 01-06-2023 01:52 AM 03-22-2023 07:48 AM 2 Replies, 1,396 Views | E36/5 in movies 03-21-2023 01:32 AM 03-21-2023 01:32 AM 0 Replies, 322 Views | | | | |  |  |  | | 11-12-2008, 09:26 PM | #1 | Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Austin Posts: 3,059 | You know you a drive a 318ti when... You know you a drive a 318ti when... - You park 1 feet away from the curb, and your still fully inside the parking spot.
- You can remove the door panel and oil the plasitic guider on the regulator in less than 60 seconds.
- You show off to your friends that you can lock the door, roll up the windows, AND close the sunroof with your key.
- your friend spends an hour looking around your car, then finally asking,"How do you roll down the windows?"
- you think going 35mph on a turn is normal.
- you get all worked up when you see another fellow 318ti.
- You find reasons to modify something.
- You constantly search on Craigslist for a 318ti, even though you have no intentions of buying one.
Feel free to add to the list __________________ Come get a ti-shirt Quote: From the e30 M3, evolved the e36. They were "Keepin it Real" when they introduced the 318ti ClubSport in '95 and the 318ti Sports from '96 to '99. After that... well nothing else really matters. ~Jess | | | | 11-12-2008, 09:39 PM | #2 | Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: san diego Posts: 45 | bwahahahahahahahahaha im sitting here at my desk agreeing with all of it i just never see other ti's in the hood for me its 35+ on corners | | | 11-12-2008, 11:01 PM | #3 | Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Peoria, IL Posts: 256 | hahaha thats great. and so true.... except for the doing all that stuff with your door key. Mine wont do that. I dont know what the deal is. __________________ | | | 09-13-2012, 09:18 PM | #4 | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Center Harbor, NH Posts: 13 | Quote: Originally Posted by TI-driftin hahaha thats great. and so true.... except for the doing all that stuff with your door key. Mine wont do that. I dont know what the deal is. | My TI wont do this with the key either and my buddy was so psyched that it was supposed to. Never even heard of this till then. You know you drive a TI when people give you **** for owning one until they drive it... then the mouths stop going | | | 10-09-2012, 10:49 PM | #5 | Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 63 | You use your head when you open the trunk by actually using your head to keep it open as you reach for stuff in there. __________________ | | | 12-14-2014, 04:34 AM | #6 | Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 17 | Quote: Originally Posted by ti_guy You use your head when you open the trunk by actually using your head to keep it open as you reach for stuff in there. | I just replaced the hatch shocks on mine. I am so glad to NOT have to use my head anymore! Downside, it is harder to shut it now! lmao You know you have a ti when it is mistaken for a Civic at quick glance. Months I walked past this car before I bought it. Never knew it was a ti until the day I bought it! lol Last edited by mampakiki; 12-14-2014 at 04:51 AM. | | | 11-13-2008, 02:30 PM | #7 | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 242 | Quote: Originally Posted by bmdubya for me its 35+ on corners | There is a curve near my mothers house where they say the maximum safe speed is 25 mph; my ti handles it with no problems whatsoever at 45 - 50 mph. | | | 01-22-2009, 01:32 AM | #8 | Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chicago, IL USA Posts: 58 | Quote: Originally Posted by bimmern00b There is a curve near my mothers house where they say the maximum safe speed is 25 mph; my ti handles it with no problems whatsoever at 45 - 50 mph. | over here in chicago, we have lakshore drive which is a really nice cruise at night or early in the moring- one curve known as dead man's curve has a suggested speed of 25 and most cars adhear to it. in my ti however; i went through it at 40 and barely noticed a hint of body roll. ive been through this same stretch with many other cars ( blazers, MB 300, taurus,) and have ALWAYS had to slow down to at least 30 so as not to encounter significant body roll. i always get excited to see another ti and there are alot of them, but most are being driven by middle age women - so its doubtful they know about 318ti.org | | | 01-22-2009, 06:42 AM | #9 | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Rocky Mountains Posts: 610 | Quote: i always get excited to see another ti and there are alot of them, but most are being driven by middle age women - so its doubtful they know about 318ti.org | hey watch it...I resemble that insinuation...just what you guys need...more 40 somethings going on 20 somethings posting... | | | 01-24-2009, 07:10 PM | #10 | Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 9,356 | Quote: Originally Posted by nineironkitty hey watch it...I resemble that insinuation...just what you guys need...more 40 somethings going on 20 somethings posting...  | Here Here. __________________ ...steven BMW CCA #146825 1996 BMW 328ti • 2003 MINI Cooper S • 2016 M235i www.bmwcca.org | | | 08-11-2009, 12:30 AM | #11 | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Westfield, IN Posts: 1,335 | Quote: Originally Posted by Triple_A over here in chicago, we have lakshore drive which is a really nice cruise at night or early in the moring- one curve known as dead man's curve has a suggested speed of 25 and most cars adhear to it. in my ti however; i went through it at 40 and barely noticed a hint of body roll. ive been through this same stretch with many other cars ( blazers, MB 300, taurus,) and have ALWAYS had to slow down to at least 30 so as not to encounter significant body roll. | haha i take that turn all the time when i'm leaving for SIUC just for sh!ts and giggles, b/c i don't want to take the edens, dan ryan, or the tri-state to get to southern  and deal with the traffic then go through chinatown to get the edens to I-57 you know u drive a ti when the bigger e36 owners say u need to swap the tiny 4 for a 6 and you tell them don't want to b/c you like the power (which i do but i will eventually switch to the mectric mechanics engines don't know which ones) __________________ Greg M42 Club member 186 WTB: HELLROT RED CLUB SPORT 95 ti sold but staying in the family. | | | 09-12-2009, 05:44 PM | #12 | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 111 | Re. LSD Quote: Originally Posted by Triple_A over here in chicago, we have lakshore drive which is a really nice cruise at night or early in the moring- one curve known as dead man's curve has a suggested speed of 25 and most cars adhear to it. in my ti however; i went through it at 40 and barely noticed a hint of body roll. ive been through this same stretch with many other cars ( blazers, MB 300, taurus,) and have ALWAYS had to slow down to at least 30 so as not to encounter significant body roll. i always get excited to see another ti and there are alot of them, but most are being driven by middle age women - so its doubtful they know about 318ti.org | I know what you mean. I just bought my Ti last month and I can't believe how well it handles curves. Your also right about Ti's and old lady's in Chicago. I was driving south on 94 and saw a silver one w/ the license plate: " JEN 28". I looked over thinking it would some blonde hottie...DENIED..old lady looked like she was driving to church. __________________ "Never trust a big butt and a smile" 97- 328Ti (daily) 01- S2K (auto-x, cruiser) 96- JDM Integra SiR-G turbo (1/4 mile, auto-x, road course, show) | | | 11-12-2008, 11:36 PM | #13 | NOBODY F's with the Jesus Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ventura California Posts: 7,824 | When you have to ride your bicycle everywhere. __________________ 4 MORE YEARS BABY!!! | | | 11-13-2008, 12:09 AM | #14 | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 3,212 | -When people have a surprised look on their face when you open the hatch -When you order 2 door corner lights instead of 4 door | | | 11-13-2008, 01:14 AM | #15 | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: asdfasdf Posts: 10,002 | - when you get flamed a lot on BF.C you also know you drive a riced 318ti when you get flamed constantly on BF.C | | |  | | Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | | Thread Tools | | Display Modes | Hybrid Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | |