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Old 04-23-2006, 03:19 PM   #1
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Default Absolutely Hilarious MasterCard TV Advert

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Old 04-23-2006, 03:20 PM   #2
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Old 04-23-2006, 05:05 PM   #3
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lol that i ssooooooooooooooooo old wow

good to see again though
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Old 04-24-2006, 02:32 AM   #4
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Lol, I haven't seen that before.. funny stuff.
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Old 04-24-2006, 04:18 AM   #5
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Classic commercial.

Gotta be at least three years old, though.
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Old 04-24-2006, 05:09 AM   #6
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never seen b4, real funny. you finally do something good besides talking non sence sh*t.
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Old 04-24-2006, 06:02 AM   #7
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What the hell man, he did not say anything towards you nor anything remotely pertaining to you. Yet you go straight to insulting him?

By the way, what's "non sence"?
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Old 04-24-2006, 06:42 AM   #8
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You know, in all my time in car-related forums, it would seem to me that anyone making an inflammatory post would check it and re-check it to eliminate the chance of error that could be exploited by the person towards whom the post is directed. Yet it seems that the vast majority of people making these posts are the ones with the least regard for correctness, and don't really seem to care whether or not they appear to have any brains whatsoever.

Ironic?

BTW, I don't really have anything against anyone on this forum, the above is just an observation.
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Old 04-24-2006, 10:02 AM   #9
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What the hell man, he did not say anything towards you nor anything remotely pertaining to you. Yet you go straight to insulting him?

By the way, what's "non sence"?
like i said retardo, finally DID something good. Never mentioned he said something to me. Also, i never insulted him. YOu do know how to understand english right? I said he did something good, how is that insulting? Check around the forums to know what i mean. Have a nice day.
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Old 04-24-2006, 11:25 AM   #10
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Your grammer is of a very poor level. I'd say around the level of a 7 yr old...

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like i said retardo, finally DID something good. Never mentioned he said something to me. Also, i never insulted him. YOu do know how to understand english right? I said he did something good, how is that insulting? Check around the forums to know what i mean. Have a nice day.
Correct way to conduct english grammar:

"Like i said retard, he finally did somethind good. I never mentioned he said something to me. Also, I never insulted him. You do know how to understand english correct? I said he did something that was good, how is that an insult? Check around the forums to see what i mean. Have a nice day."

I counted and rectified at least 10 mistakes in that one paragragh. This reverts your comments and proves your english to be "****".
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And now back to the video? Please.
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Old 04-24-2006, 05:48 PM   #12
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i dont care for spelling or grammar on the internet. So lets talk sh*t about all those people who type, ur instead of your, ppl inst. of people, shall i go on? its the internet, get over urself nerd.
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i dont care for spelling or grammar on the internet. So lets talk sh*t about all those people who type, ur instead of your, ppl inst. of people, shall i go on? its the internet, get over urself nerd.
Since we are drifting off topic, there is nothing wrong with using proper grammar. A well written sentence is easier to understand than internet slang. Also if someone doesn't care enough to post a clear message, that person doesn't deserve a clear answer. I can't take someone serious if they do not use punctuation or proper english.

Father, whose first language is spanish is easier to understand than those using internet slang.
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who said spanish wasnt my first language too?
Father, como esta todo por ayi. Usted compro el supercharger de parte de midnight no? ya lo tienes puesto en tu carro o no? Dime si corre fuerte cuando lo tengas puesto.
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