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Old 01-04-2008, 10:40 PM   #1
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kids, do not try this at home!

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acquired and awaiting install: heated seat kit, cali top switch relo, lumbar support kit, park distance control kit, heated washer nozzle kit, m-coupe rear subframe, trailing arms, differential, and halfshafts, m-coupe front/rear brakes with master cylinder, under hood light kit, mud flaps, rear sun blind, auto-dimming rear view mirror, tilt steering wheel retrofit, apexcone 5000K HIDs with 55W ballasts




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Old 01-04-2008, 11:03 PM   #2
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I dont know what to think. Real or he was joking.
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It doesn't need park distance control, and hates decadence. It is musclepacked, yet lightly wound. It lets you feel the asphalt and get you going with the smallest touch of the pedal. It provokes, seduces, and demands to be driven hard. It looks, sounds, and smells like performance.
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:20 AM   #3
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WTF!? u serious?! OMG. stupid mother F***er. Idiot.
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:23 AM   #4
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WTF!? u serious?! OMG. stupid mother F***er. Idiot.
Aslong as he didn't do it to a bimmer im kool.
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It doesn't need park distance control, and hates decadence. It is musclepacked, yet lightly wound. It lets you feel the asphalt and get you going with the smallest touch of the pedal. It provokes, seduces, and demands to be driven hard. It looks, sounds, and smells like performance.
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:22 AM   #5
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So what went wrong? Did he use too much sand?
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:33 AM   #6
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So what went wrong? Did he use too much sand?
He put 25lbs when he was suppose to only put 23.5 3/5 lbs. That's where he f*cked up.
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Old 01-05-2008, 03:33 AM   #7
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wow there went 10 mins of my life gone. It was funny and pretty stupid but now I am getting the feeling that this person was just joking. Anyone who knows how an engine runs would know not to put sand in it.
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Old 01-05-2008, 03:34 AM   #8
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Link doesn't work for me?

nevermind, worked the 2nd time i clicked it..?
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ROTFL
and cindy says, "what are you laughing at?"
i don't want her getting any mod ideas in her blond head...she'll kill the 330ci for sure!
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that would be very, very bad for the 330! she would henceforth be known as sandy! don't let her do it!
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It's me or someone is really stupid in this story!?!?!

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it's not you...please feel free to laugh again
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Thanks teetime4one!!!

LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!
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I dont know what to think. Real or he was joking.
If this isn't a joke I am getting a lawyer to find out who to sue for the injuries I got from laughing at this so hard!!!



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