 » Site Navigation | | | | » Recent Threads | | | |  |  |  |  03-31-2007, 08:10 PM | #1 | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Port St. Johns, Florida Posts: 2,242 |  Attacked while unbolting the diff.
So I'm under the car this morning...after a semi-good BK morning.
I start undoing the Club Sport Diff....and pick up my green torq pipe, I use to extent a wrench for more torque...anyways a nice size, bigger than a quarter brown spider had decided to nap in there overnight, so when I pick up the pipe, out popped the spider, we stared at each for a min, or so...then under attack by this arachnoid invader of my domain(the garage) I grabbed the only weapon at hand..a can of liquid wrench..and spray 'em with it's golden stream of oily goodness...the little bugger flipped out..ran at me, I sprayed again, then it ran away from me, I'm still squirtin' the juice, thinking WHY wont IT DIE, DIE GODDAMN IT...it finally surcame to the oil now coating it like a glazed ham....it's final resting spot is under the pass. tire..which I am going to let down tomorrow with a special send off for the bastard.
God I hate spiders. |  |  | | 03-31-2007, 09:49 PM | #2 | | Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: 43609 Posts: 3,425 |
HAHAHAH, thats so funny. Next time grab the brake cleaner if in sight. I did that once when i was on the ground under the car doing something. There were a couple of cans of stuff next to me, pb blaster, brake cleaner, electronics cleaner, spray paint....brake cleaner seemed to be the best one that wouldnt leave a mess besides the elec. cleaner. Sprayed the spider and the thing shriveled up and died right where it was. Arachnids FTL. __________________ 1995 Hellrot Clubsport 318ti -Gone 1996 Schwartz II Sport 357ti - 5.7L V8 LS1/6 1997 Moregrun Metallic 318ti - Gone
1998 Schwartz II sport 318ti - M50TUB25/5 | | | | | 03-31-2007, 09:54 PM | #3 | | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Posts: 523 |
When I saw the title I thought it was going to have somthing to do with a pitbull.  __________________  | | | | | 03-31-2007, 10:37 PM | #4 | | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: maritimes Posts: 1,433 |
haha too funny of a story..
spiders/other bugs are the only reason i like winter... lol __________________ 11/97 Base  328Ti
| | | | | 04-01-2007, 02:17 AM | #5 | | Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Arroyo Grande, CA Posts: 61 |
Next time use the spray in conjunction with a match. Works swimmingly. Avoid painted areas of your car and greasy rags on the floor and cardboard boxes and your eyebrows. | | | | | 04-01-2007, 09:03 PM | #6 | | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: state college, pa Posts: 3,431 |
I never leave my tools out for this reason.
That and I hate wasting time looking for something I know I have. __________________
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ZOMBIES. | | | | | 04-01-2007, 09:30 PM | #7 | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Stroud, Gloucestershire, UK Posts: 104 |
how big was this thing? i hate spiders but we dont get massive one's in the UK but get some reasonably bigish ones which would fit on the palm of you hand no worries! mind you they normally fit the bottom of my nike's  cold shiver just writing bout them, yuck orrible things  | | | | | 04-01-2007, 11:10 PM | #8 | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Fl...tampa area Posts: 320 |
spiders are probably my biggest fear, i hate them so much. funny story but one im glad i didnt go through cuase those things just get to me... | | | | | 04-02-2007, 01:09 AM | #9 | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Westfield, IN Posts: 1,335 |
i fell ur pain i hate spiders with a passion!! one night i'm in my room watching tv and out pops a spider about a nickel big and i jump up and open the door grap a three pieces of tp and kill the lil thing was relieved!! __________________ Greg
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95 ti sold but staying in the family.  | | | | | 04-02-2007, 01:13 AM | #10 | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Northern New Jersey Posts: 395 |
Ah, spiders aren't so bad. House centipedes are the worst. | | | | | 04-02-2007, 02:54 AM | #11 | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Westfield, IN Posts: 1,335 |
Quote: Originally Posted by JPerfect  Ah, spiders aren't so bad. House centipedes are the worst. | J u have house centipedes in northern jersey???
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