 » Site Navigation | | | | » Recent Threads | | | |  |  |  | |  06-28-2005, 06:15 AM | #16 | | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: cary, nc Posts: 2,259 |
well damn shes been sleeping with another guy for a year...id be a jerk to her as well!
you are so WITTY! that response is classic! __________________ 1995 318ti Active
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Quote: | Originally Posted by robbie-z she gets in a pretty bad accident, putting the car halfway off a bridge that's about 200 feet high (totalled the other guy's car but wasn't hurt) and i'm the one she calls. | her guy was probably unreachable because he was "busy" with some other chick. i don't get women like that. at least have the common decency to break up with the guy so he can move on. LAME! may she eventually come to experience a cheating partner... __________________ 1996 318ti, California package, 267k miles
current mods: bilstein sports, bavauto springs, e30 m3 LCABs, solid metal ball joints, bavauto RSMs w/reinforcements, e30 3.73 LSD & halfshafts, supersprint cat-back exhaust, turner rear sway bar reinforcements, IE poly subframe & RTABs + camber/toe kits, powdercoated e36 32x front calipers, sport mirrors, H&R 28mmF/19mmR sway bars, x-brace, auto solutions SSK w/poly bushing upgrade, BMW CD43 head unit, DICE HD Radio w/iPod integration and "stealth" HD antenna, staggered style 68s, orange electronic TPMS, leather arm rest, JT Designs metal undertray
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Current Mods: e46 m3 steering wheel | | | | | 06-28-2005, 07:14 AM | #18 | | Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 484 |
You guys are a bunch of wuzzzzzzz....When they come begging you back is the best part of the breakup.......That's when you exploit the situation! Be very nice to them. No need to be a jerk. Make them realize what they are missing. Then get the cam rolling and post it all over the internet................Look what happened to Paris Hilton. __________________ 
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Quote: | Originally Posted by robcarync you are so WITTY! that response is classic! | Agreed! __________________ '96 Alaska Blue ti w/ Supersprint cat-back exhaust...Dinan CAI & Chip...Eibach Pro-Kit Springs...Bilstein Sport shocks...BavAuto camber kit...Brembo d/s rotors...UUC SSK...Centerforce Dual Friction clutch...TMS 9lb flywheel...18 inch OZ Rims...Carbon-Fiber dash/gauge bezel...Momo Shift Knob...Indiglo gauges...Schroth Harness...ZKW's/ProLumen 6k HID...Predator Chromiums
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witty? you guys are gonna make me blush. i just don't pull any punches, if i'm thinking something, i say it. __________________
my pappy said, "son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod... bmw?" | | | | | 06-29-2005, 07:14 PM | #21 | | Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: tailgating your slow ass Posts: 518 |
this reminds me of Happy Gilmore when the grandma asks hows that nice girlfriend of yours and he replies "oh shes dead, she fell off a cliff and died on impact" HAHA  | | | | | 06-29-2005, 08:27 PM | #22 | | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: North Saint Paul, MN Posts: 606 |
I love that line!! hahaha __________________ '96 Alaska Blue ti w/ Supersprint cat-back exhaust...Dinan CAI & Chip...Eibach Pro-Kit Springs...Bilstein Sport shocks...BavAuto camber kit...Brembo d/s rotors...UUC SSK...Centerforce Dual Friction clutch...TMS 9lb flywheel...18 inch OZ Rims...Carbon-Fiber dash/gauge bezel...Momo Shift Knob...Indiglo gauges...Schroth Harness...ZKW's/ProLumen 6k HID...Predator Chromiums
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Quality over quantity my friend. I would request an IQ test first  Quote: | Originally Posted by 2ndBimmer
Mississippi has the best ratio, 91.7 male to every 100 female.
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1998 (July) 318ti, 5-spd
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Quote: | Originally Posted by 2ndBimmer Actually, says the geek, the overal percentage of women to men in the USA is 50.9% to 49.1% (Census 2000). For Minnesota, its the same.
Mississippi has the best ratio, 91.7 male to every 100 female.
On that note: dont move to Alaska. | I thought that 3:1 ratio was a little high. Dredder- was there a civil war in Oregon that we missed that took out all the men? Or maybe you live a natural oddity like those "gravity spots" you see down south. Maybe a "Pu**y Spot"? Wait, that's Vegas. __________________
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| | | | | 07-21-2005, 08:00 PM | #25 | | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 363 |
Women are leeches, blood thirsty leeches. When they let go you can't seem to forget them and always reach to that old leech bite. I am sorry, not in a good mood, love the girl hate what she is doing to me now...
I was amazing to her in every way, every one of her girls joked around and yelled at their boyfriends to be more like me. Guys get their gf a rose for V-day, I make her a dozen duct tape roses and get 12 sent to her homeroom. Her birthday people get her CDs, i get her her dreampet of a Flying Squirrel. Christmas I get her the necklace she's wanted for years. Take her to NYC to see the opening of the penguin documentary (she loves those birds). Everything for her, and I get my heart torn out and ripped open.
Be a jerk, it hurts less. __________________ RIP
Tonka Hitlerietta
08/03/04 - 01/25/05
| | | | | 07-21-2005, 11:13 PM | #26 | | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: cary, nc Posts: 2,259 |
Quote: Quality over quantity my friend. I would request an IQ test first
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Originally Posted by 2ndBimmer
Mississippi has the best ratio, 91.7 male to every 100 female. | my mom is from Mississippi! granted the reason why my parents are successful is because they got their ass away from that god forsaken place...but still! __________________ 1995 318ti Active
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Quote: | Originally Posted by L84THSKY I would request an IQ test first | And a tooth count. You may or may not be aware that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi. If it had been invented in any other state, it would have been called the TEETHbrush.  heh heh... that's an oldie but a goodie. __________________ Real men know how to SEARCH!
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From Page 68 of the 1997 Owners Manual: "Vehicles equipped with ASC+T remain subject to the laws of physics." | | | | | 07-22-2005, 04:22 AM | #28 | | aka Stabby Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mead, CO Posts: 5,336 | 
Quote: | Originally Posted by durnadupa Women are leeches, blood thirsty leeches. When they let go you can't seem to forget them and always reach to that old leech bite. I am sorry, not in a good mood, love the girl hate what she is doing to me now...
I was amazing to her in every way, every one of her girls joked around and yelled at their boyfriends to be more like me. Guys get their gf a rose for V-day, I make her a dozen duct tape roses and get 12 sent to her homeroom. Her birthday people get her CDs, i get her her dreampet of a Flying Squirrel. Christmas I get her the necklace she's wanted for years. Take her to NYC to see the opening of the penguin documentary (she loves those birds). Everything for her, and I get my heart torn out and ripped open.
Be a jerk, it hurts less. | not that this is right (it sure shouldn't be how it works), but i find if you give TOO much, then they tend to talk on you or not appreciate it. when you tend to be more "controlled" in your giving, they want you more. go figure ... | | | | | 08-06-2005, 04:13 PM | #29 | | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 363 |
I have about given up... I see her alot, for lunch, dinner, movie what not... But it isn't the same, and I can't deal with that crap. I want her so badly, but if I can't I can't keep making myself go crazy over her.
I am ruining myself, because of a stupid girl that I care so deeply about. It sucks, and I am starting to realize it. People even tell me now that I am too nice to her, even when she keeps on tearing out my heart. I know I shouldnt, but can't help it. I want so badly to be there for her, but apparently she doesn't.
Went to a party last nite, she calls me for directions... I tell her them, just because it'd be nice to see her there. She brings her ex-coworker with her, this guy I am sure is a nice guy but a crummy person. Impregnated a few thats all... I saw them walk in, I hit the bottle right away. I swear I saw them kiss, it felt like a dagger in my drunken stupor.
He left and me and her sat on the couch inside ( we bother weren't capable of leaving, dunkity drunk) and we chatted. Everytime I talk to her I want to tell her what is bothering me but I can't, I don't want to annoy her and have her want me out of her life completely. But she got cold, and said she was going to get her blanket outa the car. Me being the stupid nice guy I am go and get that for her down the block, and come back and let her take the couch and pillow and blanket. I was on hardwood floor, I think I am too nice and maybe that is why it hurts so badly. I give up... __________________ RIP
Tonka Hitlerietta
08/03/04 - 01/25/05
| | | | | 08-07-2005, 03:23 AM | #30 | | Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: florida Posts: 30 | Wisdom
I tell you what. You just were treated to a case of wisdom. In about 10 years you will have to think hard about what her name is.
From my experience with women I can tell you that she was just ready to either get married or engaged and you just happened to be part of that even if it was the end part where you exited.
I learned a long time ago that looks are great to get attracted to but the personality is what makes a relationship last.
After 3 months you know if this person is one you can live with or not the rest of your life.
There are many wonderful women out there that are looking for a good man. I know you have learned from this and from your description of this woman would you really want to be engaged or married to her???? | | | | | |
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