» Site Navigation | | » Recent Threads | | 1999 M3 Swap 09-07-2023 10:10 PM 05-02-2024 08:18 PM 6 Replies, 405,344 Views | | | | | | 09-10-2009, 04:35 AM | #106 | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Hartland, WI Posts: 13 | LOL, funny stuff. | | | 09-12-2009, 08:33 AM | #107 | Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: San Diego Posts: 3 | I must agree with the list, but would like to add a couple based on my experience. You know you are driving a 318 ti when.. - you can do a 4 wheel drift through an intersection just to make sure you make the light. - you load two mountain bikes AND camping gear without thinking twice. (In the process the value of your car just doubled!) - you wonder why anyone would want a car with a timing belt! - you think BMW is nuts for not bringing the 1 series hatchback to the U.S.! | | | 09-12-2009, 01:53 PM | #108 | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 234 | when you buy the Bavarian kreme donut and DD just for names sake | | | 09-12-2009, 05:44 PM | #109 | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 111 | Re. LSD Quote: Originally Posted by Triple_A over here in chicago, we have lakshore drive which is a really nice cruise at night or early in the moring- one curve known as dead man's curve has a suggested speed of 25 and most cars adhear to it. in my ti however; i went through it at 40 and barely noticed a hint of body roll. ive been through this same stretch with many other cars ( blazers, MB 300, taurus,) and have ALWAYS had to slow down to at least 30 so as not to encounter significant body roll. i always get excited to see another ti and there are alot of them, but most are being driven by middle age women - so its doubtful they know about 318ti.org | I know what you mean. I just bought my Ti last month and I can't believe how well it handles curves. Your also right about Ti's and old lady's in Chicago. I was driving south on 94 and saw a silver one w/ the license plate: " JEN 28". I looked over thinking it would some blonde hottie...DENIED..old lady looked like she was driving to church. __________________ "Never trust a big butt and a smile" 97- 328Ti (daily) 01- S2K (auto-x, cruiser) 96- JDM Integra SiR-G turbo (1/4 mile, auto-x, road course, show) | | | 09-12-2009, 05:48 PM | #110 | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 111 | When you switch from browsing Team-Integra.net and NWP4life.com daily to 318ti.org hourly. __________________ "Never trust a big butt and a smile" 97- 328Ti (daily) 01- S2K (auto-x, cruiser) 96- JDM Integra SiR-G turbo (1/4 mile, auto-x, road course, show) | | | 09-12-2009, 06:04 PM | #111 | NOBODY F's with the Jesus Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ventura California Posts: 7,824 | I forgot what it's like to drive a 318ti | | | 09-12-2009, 07:58 PM | #112 | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,895 | It's like being Batman while having sex on roller skates and meth. __________________ ... ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ | | | 09-12-2009, 08:18 PM | #113 | NOBODY F's with the Jesus Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ventura California Posts: 7,824 | Quote: Originally Posted by b.u.ti-ful It's like being Batman while having sex on roller skates and meth. | hahaha. That's right! I'm starting to remember now. | | | 12-28-2009, 06:23 PM | #114 | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,895 | To the tune of Jingle Bells... Drifting through the snow In an old tee eye Sliding all around Hoping to get by Hear the water pump sing SRS is bright What fun it is to wrench and cuss On my tee eye tonight oh! Windows broke Plugs are soaked Rear wiper is oooon Filter housing leaks Hatch struts are weak And the headliner is dowwwwn oh! Idle valve chirps Bleed screw burped Intake boot is dead Plastic parts Blew apart And now I've warped my head. __________________ ... ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ | | | 12-29-2009, 01:25 AM | #115 | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: asdfasdf Posts: 10,002 | lmao, I'd put that in my sig if it wasn't so long | | | 12-29-2009, 01:43 AM | #116 | NOBODY F's with the Jesus Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ventura California Posts: 7,824 | Quote: Originally Posted by b.u.ti-ful To the tune of Jingle Bells... Drifting through the snow In an old tee eye Sliding all around Hoping to get by Hear the water pump sing SRS is bright What fun it is to wrench and cuss On my tee eye tonight oh! Windows broke Plugs are soaked Rear wiper is oooon Filter housing leaks Hatch struts are weak And the headliner is dowwwwn oh! Idle valve chirps Bleed screw burped Intake boot is dead Plastic parts Blew apart And now I've warped my head. | OMG!!! Neal you're a freakin GENIUS!!! Seriously, 10 years worth of problems, everything that can possibly go wrong with our cars, all summed up into one simple song. Now that's some serious creativity | | | 12-29-2009, 05:43 AM | #117 | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Rocky Mountains Posts: 610 | OMG Neal I am going to send this off to Sean tomorrow! This is fricking awesome! | | | 12-29-2009, 11:08 PM | #118 | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,895 | Quote: Originally Posted by nineironkitty OMG Neal I am going to send this off to Sean tomorrow! This is fricking awesome! | Good idea! __________________ ... ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ | | | 12-30-2009, 01:11 AM | #119 | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Rocky Mountains Posts: 610 | It will definitely put a smile on his little face! He's anxiously awaiting March, when he can apply for the halfway house...and me too! | | | 12-30-2009, 02:08 AM | #120 | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,895 | Yeah, that sounds really good - I hope it works out. __________________ ... ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ | | | | | Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | |