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Old 03-13-2006, 11:16 AM   #1
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Thumbs up Cool BMW

For those who missed it, here it is. By the way, i dont think its kool, it was to draw your attention.

http://bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=498446
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Old 03-13-2006, 02:41 PM   #2
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Why the hell would someone put a BM roundel on a mazda?
Thanks for the laugh anyway
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Old 03-13-2006, 02:43 PM   #3
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The owner should be shot dead.
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Old 03-13-2006, 03:58 PM   #4
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I once saw an old rusted out prelude on the interstate with a mercedes logo on the trunk. It was on a road trip, so I had the camera handy, I'll try to find the pics tonite if I remember.
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Old 03-13-2006, 04:46 PM   #5
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That must obviously be a photoshop job...no one can be that tastless,can they?
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Old 03-14-2006, 05:06 AM   #6
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That is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.
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Old 03-14-2006, 05:12 AM   #7
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thats a nice ///Mazda ///MX-6










...Not Really. I think the penalty for that should be death
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Old 03-14-2006, 06:26 AM   #8
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that's one of the sweetest things i've ever seen ...
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:29 AM   #9
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As terrible as it is, I can't stop looking at it.

What's in that tumor on the hood anways? It almost looks like a mirror.
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Old 03-21-2006, 01:58 PM   #10
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That is too funny. I really like the sagging seat overs. What the F are people thinking when they do things like this to their cars.
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Old 03-21-2006, 04:34 PM   #12
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What he was thinking:

"I keep getting wasted by cars with these various emblems on them... maybe if I compile them all on my car it will go faster... Ooh whats this thing? It goes on the hood? Sweeet!"

What the car is thinking:

"Please... someone make it stop... please God... I can never show my face in public again.... ooooh the humanity!"
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Old 03-21-2006, 04:50 PM   #13
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Yeah I saw this on Bimmer forums. The idiot probably thinks he actually drives a BMW.
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Old 03-21-2006, 04:55 PM   #14
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Has anyone seen the movie "TOP SECRET"? It's an older WW-II spoof movie with Val Kilmer (his first movie I think).

Anyway, there's a scene in there where a German general receives a message. He reads it, searches his desk for a moment and then selects a rubber stamp. He promptly stamps the note, then the camera zooms in on the note and the stamp reads: "FIND HIM AND KILL HIM".

I think this is appropriate here...
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Very appropriate.
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