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Old 01-23-2010, 07:57 PM   #1
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Default I think I'm done here.

Sorry guys, my ship has come in.
Looks like I found a business partner which will set me straight for life.
Where TF is Cote d'Ivoire anyway?

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Good day and which i believe you will be of great assistants to me that will make the beginning of never-endingfamily relationship. I hope that this proposal will not be an inconvenience or embarrassment to you.

I must not hesitate to confide in you this simple and sincere business My name is Selina Kuma, I am 24 years of age, the only daughter of late Mr and Mrs Kuma , from Nshili District of Gikomgoro Province in Republic of Rwanda. My father before his death was a prosperous coffee plantation in Kigali, Republic of Rwanda before his untimely death, after his business trip to Abidjan -Cote d'Ivoire, to negotiate on a Cocoa and Gold business he wanted to invest in Abidjan - Cote d'Ivoire.

My mother died when I was little ,and since then my father took me so special. Before his death on 12th November 2004 he told me that he has the sum of Five million,seven hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$5.700.000) he deposited with one of the Bank here in cote d'ivoire. that he wanted to use this fund to invest his cocoa business in cote d'ivoire. After the burial of my late father i came down to Abidjan here in Cote D'iviore .
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Old 01-23-2010, 08:25 PM   #2
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There must be more.

Where is the business proposal?

I hope it all works out well.

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lol good luck with that steven
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:28 PM   #4
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There must be more.

Where is the business proposal?

I hope it all works out well.
I can't share the proposal and jeopardize the whole deal.
You think I'm stoopid or somethin?
And thanks. I won't forget to write.
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:47 PM   #5
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Now if you could just get her to dress like Lady GaGa...
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Old 01-23-2010, 10:12 PM   #6
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I can't share the proposal and jeopardize the whole deal.
Oh yeah, duh.

It's the fact that I always forget that stuff that keeps me from the big money deals.

I just hope you will remember us little people when you are sleeping on a huge pile of cash.
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Business proposal? I thought it was a marriage proposal with a 5.7m dowry. That should keep us all in coffee and ivory for many years to come....
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Thats cute, a scam with a tender touch.
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Where TF is Cote d'Ivoire anyway?
Wikipedia page for Cote d'Ivoire.

I googled "Selina Kuma" and found this page. Check out the 4th post (user "kavy")... another BMW owner.
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Old 01-24-2010, 01:38 AM   #10
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Keep a positive attitude.

Not everybody is out to scam people.

She's probably just another human being reaching out for a little help in this cold world and nice enough to offer a generous cut in the bargain.

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Selina? but she was supposed to marry me! Steven, you've betrayed me!!

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Oh, I'm having a seizure.
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