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Old 02-19-2009, 04:16 AM   #1
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Found this on another forum and thought it was actually pretty entertaining and somewhat true ^-^

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some old f*ck in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy 4x4 pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
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you forgot the VW forum, where they just trash hondas all day.

or, "my a/c compressor went, i have a rattle in my door and dashboard, misfire in cylander 3, my DV is bad, my pcv is bad, i'm getting fuel cuts, but honestly, the car is running better than it has in months"
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haha lol. thats so great.

and as for the VW forum, its more like: Car armed and locked itself, then unlocked but the wipers came on, then re-armed itself and then started without the key. Now have CEL. Electrical bug, or just the water pump?
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VW: Always seem to be curbing $8k wheels and my tires have extensive camber wear... today my oil pan hit a small rock, split open, and i lost all the oil (anyone have an engine?). Why does all this crap keep happening?!
found this on a local forum, thought it was pretty amusing, sorry for the long read
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:36 AM   #2
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we should do one for 318ti.org
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:37 AM   #3
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LTWS, clears, drop

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Old 02-19-2009, 04:52 AM   #4
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lol, no, this would be us:

"how can I get a lot of horsepower out of my ti without an engine swap and without spending a lot of money"
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:01 AM   #5
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:55 AM   #6
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LOL!! Some of them were really funny.

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all BMW forums:
"heard a thunk and now my window wont go up, what do i do?"
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lol, no, this would be us:

"how can I get a lot of horsepower out of my ti without an engine swap and without spending a lot of money"
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Me... Phoenix AZ.... mehhh
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318ti.org: "WTS: m44 engine, good condition, low miles, would trade for high mileage s52."
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haha...

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