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I figured I shouldn't have ALL the fun with this photo, so I'm going to let you amuse yourselves by coming up with creative captions. Add captions here and not in the image comments, please. :-D I'll start with.......... The local press were excited to see a live demonstration of BMW's latest security system prototype.  __________________ Real men know how to SEARCH!
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From Page 68 of the 1997 Owners Manual: "Vehicles equipped with ASC+T remain subject to the laws of physics." |  |  | | 03-10-2007, 06:14 AM | #2 | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Port St. Johns, Florida Posts: 2,242 |
Punk kid trying to stab the cop with his hair...."I am going to stab you cop! New Found Glory deserved a Grammy!..and Skaters Rul3!"
Officer turns to charging punk kid.."Que?" but in Portuguese since it's in Brazil
sensing the oncoming danger Officer Smith, but the Portuguese version, pulls canister from belt, turns to punk sprays. Thinks to himself....I'm Batman...but in english since he's talking in his head and everyone talks English in their head..and in voice-overs, and all Germans in American made War Movies..but with fake sounding British accents to tell them from the Americans..now back to the story
Punk is frozen in place by large mist of fast-holding hairspray.
and once again a Ti from out of nowhere saves the Day
The 318ti......the car that comes out of nowhere to save the day. | | | | | 03-10-2007, 06:19 AM | #3 | | That's not Millpoint Blue Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: BNA Posts: 3,161 |
Verrry niiice! High five!! There's only one problem: it's not a "PHOTO CAPTION" !!!  JMJ __________________ Real men know how to SEARCH!
THIS IS A MILLPOINT BLUE INTERIOR
Mods 'n' stuff: Star Spoke 43 wheels - X-Brace - Mason Engineering front strut brace - CF gauge overlay - ZHP shifter knob - Racing Dynamics cat-back - Doubled brake lights - M-tech rear spoiler
From Page 68 of the 1997 Owners Manual: "Vehicles equipped with ASC+T remain subject to the laws of physics." | | | | | 03-10-2007, 06:36 AM | #4 | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Port St. Johns, Florida Posts: 2,242 |
It was a story that needed to be told! | | | | | 03-10-2007, 02:27 PM | #5 | | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manassas, VA Posts: 4,129 |
I just noticed. The cop has a BMW badge on his protective gear. Is this whole stunt staged by BMW?  Quote: Originally Posted by Panzer_M  It was a story that needed to be told! | __________________ 
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Quote: Originally Posted by L84THSKY I just noticed. The cop has a BMW badge on his protective gear. Is this whole stunt staged by BMW? | YES!!! I noticed that, too. Wazzup with that?! __________________
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Brazilian reports of Excessive Force take the "heat" off of LAPD...  | | | | | 03-10-2007, 07:42 PM | #10 | | That's not Millpoint Blue Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: BNA Posts: 3,161 |
Quote: Originally Posted by weezer YES!!! I noticed that, too.
Wazzup with that?! | Uh... _I_ put the BMW logo over the original logo. I guess I should have included the following in my original post: Photo was taken from the story in this thread. Sorry for the confusion. JMJ __________________ Real men know how to SEARCH!
THIS IS A MILLPOINT BLUE INTERIOR
Mods 'n' stuff: Star Spoke 43 wheels - X-Brace - Mason Engineering front strut brace - CF gauge overlay - ZHP shifter knob - Racing Dynamics cat-back - Doubled brake lights - M-tech rear spoiler
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A sweet ti in the middle of a Riot AHH | | | | | 03-10-2007, 10:03 PM | #12 | | NOBODY F's with the Jesus Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ventura California Posts: 7,824 |
When we return, There's terror in the streets when a Crazed Psycopath charges police with his razor sharp hairdoo... Next on
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Bonus points for keeping it BMW-related.  __________________ Real men know how to SEARCH!
THIS IS A MILLPOINT BLUE INTERIOR
Mods 'n' stuff: Star Spoke 43 wheels - X-Brace - Mason Engineering front strut brace - CF gauge overlay - ZHP shifter knob - Racing Dynamics cat-back - Doubled brake lights - M-tech rear spoiler
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