You know you a drive a 318ti when...

[tsk]

LOL, funny stuff.

[Gabor]

I must agree with the list, but would like to add a couple based on my experience. You know you are driving a 318 ti when.. - you can do a 4 wheel drift through an intersection just to make sure you make the light. - you load two mountain bikes AND camping gear without thinking twice. (In the process the value of your car just doubled!) - you wonder why anyone would want a car with a timing belt! - you think BMW is nuts for not bringing the 1 series hatchback to the U.S.!

[acevedo12]

when you buy the Bavarian kreme donut and DD just for names sake

[jae_rex]

Originally Posted by Triple_A

over here in chicago, we have lakshore drive which is a really nice cruise at night or early in the moring- one curve known as dead man's curve has a suggested speed of 25 and most cars adhear to it. in my ti however; i went through it at 40 and barely noticed a hint of body roll. ive been through this same stretch with many other cars ( blazers, MB 300, taurus,) and have ALWAYS had to slow down to at least 30 so as not to encounter significant body roll.

i always get excited to see another ti and there are alot of them, but most are being driven by middle age women - so its doubtful they know about 318ti.org

I know what you mean. I just bought my Ti last month and I can't believe how well it handles curves. Your also right about Ti's and old lady's in Chicago. I was driving south on 94 and saw a silver one w/ the license plate: " JEN 28". I looked over thinking it would some blonde hottie...DENIED..old lady looked like she was driving to church.

[jae_rex]

When you switch from browsing Team-Integra.net and NWP4life.com daily to 318ti.org hourly.

[cooljess76]

I forgot what it's like to drive a 318ti

[b.u.ti-ful]

It's like being Batman while having sex on roller skates and meth.

[cooljess76]

Originally Posted by b.u.ti-ful

It's like being Batman while having sex on roller skates and meth.

hahaha. That's right! I'm starting to remember now.

[b.u.ti-ful]

To the tune of Jingle Bells...


Drifting through the snow
In an old tee eye
Sliding all around
Hoping to get by
Hear the water pump sing
SRS is bright
What fun it is to wrench and cuss
On my tee eye tonight

oh!

Windows broke
Plugs are soaked
Rear wiper is oooon

Filter housing leaks
Hatch struts are weak
And the headliner is dowwwwn

oh!

Idle valve chirps
Bleed screw burped
Intake boot is dead

Plastic parts
Blew apart
And now I've warped my head.

[tiFreak]

lmao, I'd put that in my sig if it wasn't so long

[cooljess76]

Originally Posted by b.u.ti-ful

To the tune of Jingle Bells...


Drifting through the snow
In an old tee eye
Sliding all around
Hoping to get by
Hear the water pump sing
SRS is bright
What fun it is to wrench and cuss
On my tee eye tonight

oh!

Windows broke
Plugs are soaked
Rear wiper is oooon

Filter housing leaks
Hatch struts are weak
And the headliner is dowwwwn

oh!

Idle valve chirps
Bleed screw burped
Intake boot is dead

Plastic parts
Blew apart
And now I've warped my head.

OMG!!!

Neal you're a freakin GENIUS!!! Seriously, 10 years worth of problems, everything that can possibly go wrong with our cars, all summed up into one simple song. Now that's some serious creativity

[milehigh96caliti]

OMG Neal I am going to send this off to Sean tomorrow! This is fricking awesome!

[b.u.ti-ful]

Originally Posted by nineironkitty

OMG Neal I am going to send this off to Sean tomorrow! This is fricking awesome!

Good idea!

[milehigh96caliti]

It will definitely put a smile on his little face! He's anxiously awaiting March, when he can apply for the halfway house...and me too!

[b.u.ti-ful]

Yeah, that sounds really good - I hope it works out.