» Site Navigation | | » Recent Threads | | | | | | 09-11-2009, 09:14 AM | #1 | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: çî†ÿ øf åNgëL§, CA Posts: 5,314 | Whos Jack Sh!t? We find ourselves lost when someone says "you don't know Jack Sh!t." Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Sh!t is the only son of Awe Sh!t who married O Sh1t, the owners of Deep N Sh1t inc. In turn Jack Sh1t married No Sh1t. The couple had 6 children, Holie Sh1t, Giva Sh1t, Fulla Sh1t, Bull Sh1t and the twins Deep Sh1t and Dip Sh1t. Deep Sh1t married Dumb Sh1t, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and No Sh1t got divorced and she married D1ck Sherlock and became No Sh1t Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Sh1t married Lota Sh1t and had a nervous disposition named Chicken Sh1t. Fulla Sh1t and Giva Sh1t married the Happens Brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Sh1t-Happens wedding. Bull Sh1t traveled the world and returned home with an italian Pisa Sh1t. So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack Sh1t. Last edited by HuGo; 09-11-2009 at 09:40 AM. | | | 09-11-2009, 02:34 PM | #2 | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,895 | I know Jack's sister. Her name is Cornstuddedbowlbusterwouldyoupleaseusesomeglade. __________________ ... ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ | | | 09-12-2009, 03:18 AM | #3 | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: çî†ÿ øf åNgëL§, CA Posts: 5,314 | no one found it funny? | | | 09-12-2009, 03:45 AM | #4 | Moderator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: SoCal318ti Posts: 1,574 | Quote: Originally Posted by HuGo no one found it funny? | It was funny like 10 years ago for me and I'm not messing with you, but if you never seen this one it is pretty funny, kinda long but funny! | | | 09-12-2009, 04:15 AM | #5 | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 234 | i think it's pretty funny, and to make you feel better it was the 1st time i've read it | | | 09-12-2009, 06:36 AM | #6 | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: asdfasdf Posts: 10,002 | first time I heard it too, sounds like a lot of inbreeding going on though | | | 09-12-2009, 11:10 AM | #7 | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Avondale, Az Posts: 203 | Dude that is some funny sh1t!first time reading it | | | 09-12-2009, 01:44 PM | #8 | Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 3,220 | HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! VERY CREATIVE!!!!!!!!!! now to pass it on as my own to someone :shifty haha thanks for sharing | | | 09-15-2009, 04:03 AM | #9 | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Rocky Mountains Posts: 610 | I've read it before but some things improve with age...butiful's post was the one that had me rollin' though...hun matches work too! | | | 09-21-2009, 04:58 AM | #10 | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ma Posts: 176 | There was a flash of this from years ago.. I'll see if I can find it edit: here it is. http://www.myersproductions.com/Fun/...Jack_Schit.htm Press Play once it's loaded Not to ruin your glory but original flash video > text Last edited by Mikel; 09-21-2009 at 05:06 AM. | | | 09-21-2009, 06:26 AM | #11 | Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Auburn, WA Posts: 1,814 | funny Schit lol __________________ 5/96 318TI Sport BIG TURBO | | | 10-20-2009, 07:58 PM | #12 | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Beaufort, SC Posts: 298 | i thought it was pretty funny >> had never read or heard this b4 lol | | | | Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | Similar Threads | Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post | FS: Jack Pad | elchicano | US and North America | 11 | 08-12-2009 05:35 AM | So whos going to Bimmerfest '09? | b-rad | SoCal | 124 | 05-07-2009 01:50 AM | WTB Jack | Beau B | US and North America | 0 | 04-17-2007 11:39 PM | Whos this? | 323tiRocketeer | California | 15 | 11-06-2006 04:43 AM | jack | Suddha | Lounge | 5 | 05-03-2002 12:17 PM | |